harlo!

im like . . . BORED!


haha. but there's mizah that im like entertainin now.
wahahahaha!

ok. anw, guess wat. ystdy, at macpherson, illegally, i jumped on my bike-to-be-real-soon and rode off to balam rd! weee~! its like... whoa! dad gave me the keys and ape lagi..... vroom! vroom! haha. it was great ar. but like, scarin too. the engine nearly died coz i was stuck somehow to change the gears. luckily i din let go of the clutch so the engine was still runnin and not many cars were ard at that time. drove bout 60km/h down the street of the straight road and it was mad. haiz. naik shiok plak aku. luckily no traffic police ard......

and anw, since my sis have a licence to legally ride on a bike ard, we've been off to plcs we long wanted to discover. explored empty roads, dim-lighted roads and many more. and been to punggol beach. the plc ive promised arfah to go to. haiz. biler mo pergi?? and, fucks, it was scary. smelt the ''cik pon's perfume'' on our way in and out. and luckily tak sangkut siol. but the punggol beach dere, its like a great plc to hang out. especially in the night. you'll see smtg dat you cant find at the other beach at ard 11.30pm...

oh yea. anw, ite students are on hols! and been rottin at home. nowhere to go coz no one to go out with. hahaha. its either they work, or sch, or lazy... pantat~

ok. i think i will go mapling later..
before this entry ends, read dis up....



One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:


MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"


MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances;The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"


MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !


This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified;and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.


Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW !

Judge: ?????????!!!



Wakakakakakakakakakakahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
wth....

anw, dis is the flyer of the Platform 6 event...



k out.
bleargh~

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